Ashley showed me her thong, but later she was giving me a softee when she fell asleep.
The Victoria's Secret Fashion show was great, but the commercials were givin me a softee.
The Victoria's Secret Fashion show was great, but the commercials were givin me a softee.
by thefort June 24, 2007
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Get the Softee-nut mug.1. Extremely small, usually flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
Oooh girl, you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no changin' it.
Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018
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