Soft-on

The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.

I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.

by Tikibarberfan March 11, 2010

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Soft

To be un-tough or show a little too much heart for things.

Kevin, Curtis, and Timmy all are soft when it comes to going into the corners or when it comes to wheeling.

by Wheelssssss June 16, 2010

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1. Weak; having no strength
2. Inability to go hard in the paint or engage in an activity which requires any work

"Max was complaining all morning about having to work past 9 p.m. last night. Goddamn is he soft."

by HardasMofo February 04, 2013

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A light, misty rain, drizzle, sprinkle. Usually heard from misplaced Michigander.

"Taipei 101 looks amazing in the rain!"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"

by Tom Joseph February 04, 2015

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A flacid (limp) penis. Antonym: hard-on. A soft-on is generally produced by a woman with absolutely no sexual appeal.

by headbaker May 28, 2003

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The opposite of a hard-on, erection, boner, etc...

She was looking fine from behind, but then she turned around & bam! I got an immediate soft-on☹️

by Agboohans March 29, 2020

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The state of the penis in between the flacid state and an erection. The penis usually looks huge at this time but still soft.

Omg! Your penis is huge!

Oh I just have a soft-on.

by JohnnyPops February 17, 2009

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