Softcocking

When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves
You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!

Stop softcocking and down that pint!
by Gareth Wilcox April 09, 2008
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Softcock

A half-baked nancy boy/girl who can't keep up with the rest of the crew but purports to be able to.
Susana said she'd go out on the weekend. When she realized she wouldn't be able to keep up, she decided to make other plans. Therefore, Susana is a softcock.
by Karl the stayer January 14, 2004
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Ragnor Softcock

When a guy grows a mullet then braids it in the style of Ragnor Lothbrok but doesn't quite pull it off due to them suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Guy 1: Have you seen Stephens new hairstyle? He looks like Ragnor Lothbrok
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock
by Fatwell December 08, 2022
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softcock special

Robbie Engels favorite meal
Waiter: "what would you like sir?"

Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."
by Softcock Express April 26, 2010
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Softcock express

Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.
Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"
by softcock Express April 27, 2010
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Softcock

Someone who doesn't show up to a music video in their own suburb.
he didn't show up to a music video? what a softcock
by David Berko June 08, 2022
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Softcock

Acting like will abbot

Do u want a rona?

Nah I’m a softcock
by Iloveronas69 August 29, 2019
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