soft serve

commonly used word for stupid ass pussy hockey players who dont know how to hit people. they usually run away from all contact and cry when they have to skate. they also love to be fat and eat food like wendys all day long. they arent good for much other than being fat pussies who do not know shit about anything other than fast food and how to be a dumbass piece of shit hockey player.
nick: "dude, you see that wicked fat defensemen over there?"
joe: "yea man he is a huge pussy and has wendys buffalo sauce all over his face.....they call him soft serve cause he sucks dick"
me: "yea dude what a dumbfuck"
by drinkin beeyah dood April 13, 2011
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soft serve

ejaculating in someones ass and letting it ooze
When a guy blows a load in a girls asshole and she squats down and lets it drip out slowly like soft serve icecream.
by Mike cometzo December 09, 2009
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soft serve

term used in folkstyle (high school, not WWE shit)wrestling to describe someone who lacks mental toughness
That kids a scrub! He's soft serve.
by snorgle December 07, 2003
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soft serve

<?> /me practises soft serve ;()
by informer May 11, 2003
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Soft Serve

The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.
The other night at the party Tim soft served it up with Lisa.
by Jimmy James P September 17, 2008
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Soft Serve

Guy: yeah.. gimmie head
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve
by Nedus June 02, 2006
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soft served

A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.
Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.
by West S. December 01, 2009
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