Soft jizz

When you jizz with a soft dick

This girl was blowing me with a soft dick and I pulled out a gave her a soft jizz.

by Daniel Rounding January 14, 2017

Soft Job

Receiving a hand job while unable to achieve or maintain an erection.

That dude gave Nick a soft job.

by Chris Jacabucci September 14, 2008

soft jacob

During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.

Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.

by lhalman September 20, 2008

Soft Job

When a woman lays down on her back with her head hanging over the edge and a man rests his flaccid penis in her mouth as she tongues very fast. The soft job always preceeds a regular blowjob.

My penis was dangling in her mouth the other day and i got the best soft job.

by DrBlazeD May 11, 2010

soft jont

will be defined as a bad bitch, pretty girl, someone who is looked at to be sexy, and has crazy sex appeal

1. Dam, she soft as shit
2. Man... i just started workin at this new job, its hell of soft jonts that work there

by tha kid goos October 15, 2008

Soft James

An absolute bellend.

That bloke is a Soft James.

by Softboi8 November 26, 2016

soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018