Sofa King

1. An adverb used to stress the cool factor of something. (so fucking)

2. A noun meaning the bomb.

1. John: (Pulls up in his Pimp My Ride car)
Paul: "Damn John, your new street car is sofa king sweet!"

2. Paul: "Now you have the sofa king of California!"

by Eric N. September 1, 2005

Sofa king

The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.

Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.

by nutella137 November 16, 2020

Sofa King

A higher form of retard (see 'I am sofa king we todded')An extract and new meaning.

Kerrin's T-shirt says "If I'm not wasted, the day is"
Sara says "the day is... what?"
Janes says "Sara, you are such a sofa king!"
Sara Says "Oooooooooooh. Oops"
Ussually said in a retard voice and followed by Sara blushing.

by Sofaqueen February 21, 2008

sofa king

a word witch is sounds like a swear but is not its most definition is a king of a sofa .

thats sofa king hard

by vizt/add me on cold war pls May 16, 2022

sofa king stew peed

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

sofa king cool

It is another word to so so fucking cool. Dont get in trouble by teachers because they won't get it.

"Hey, Carlos, what does that say?" said Mrs. Schlarman.
"It says im sofa king cool!" Carlos said.

by Josh Gishnarr May 1, 2007

sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*

Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.

by chawklit luver November 8, 2007