selk bag

The greatest invention known to man. Forged in the deep wilderness of the Chilean jungle by the nomadic Selk'nam. Each selk bag is composed of pure excellence. Endowed with the power to maintain optimum body temperature in any situation, it is rumored that god himself wears one. As a result, wearing the snuggie has been condemned by most christians to be a sin. At only $122.27 who could pass up a chance to own something so wondrous? An idiot, thats who.

Some Idiot: When I get home I'm going to throw on my snuggie and read a book on my couch.
Selk Bag Owner: Oh yeah, well I'm going to put on my selk bag and not read because reading sucks, and my selk bag allows me to do way more stuff in it than your snuggie does. Like sledding, I can sled without a sled if I'm in my selk bag. So suck on that.

by Mike Hunt Hertzalot January 14, 2009

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selk

To vomit on one's partner, particularly during an intimate activity.

Chris selked all over her in the shower.

by Invisigod August 10, 2004

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spelk

A splinter: origin: North East.

i.e Sunderland/Newcastle/Middlesborough
Mackem Geordie Smog Monster

The young lad had been working on his Tree HOuse and got a spelk in his thumb.

by SAFC May 17, 2007

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Selkies: The Endless Obsession

One of the best songs ever created by the best band ever to form.

1. Holy fucking shit dude, i fucking love Selkies: The Endless Obsession, it's my favorite song.

2. -dude i can finally play the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo.
-no you can't that shit's hard
-yeah i know.

3. Paul Waggoner is the best guitarist ever, he wrote the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo, and Dan Briggs is the best bassist ever, he wrote all of Selkies: The Endless Obsession except for the solo!

by chingchongnigga January 20, 2009

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