Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie July 1, 2005

modbuster*d

A state of confusion and humiliation, usually due to finding one's pants filled with a dijon, stone-ground, or other fine mustard.

That morning, it took Elsie only a few bleary minutes to realize he had been modbuster*d. This was going to be one hell of a dry-cleaning bill.

by Snack September 26, 2007

Sidebuster

Someone who in gets in to other peoples conversations without being directly acknowledged or asked for an interjection of some sort.

I'm about to smack the shit out of this Sidebuster!

by Mudd Shark September 25, 2007

sidebuster

A sidebuster could also mean someone who is fake or phony portraying to be cool.

that fool joe is a sidebuster.

by shawn Roberts January 17, 2008

scudbuster

A rascal up to no good; mischievous villain.

That scudbuster just fucked my wife! OH HELL NAH

by wigeonUSA May 5, 2011

Sobsterbaiting

The rare occurrence when while buffing the banana, you’re suddenly overcome with emotions that you begin to cry.

Tim! Stop sobsterbaiting about the chick that ghosted you; SHE HAS BRACES!

by The Bearded Fatness August 12, 2019

Sidebusters

a sexual technique wherein the male has sex with the female while both are lying on their sides.
Origin - Came to be popularly known because of a prophet named Harrison. After seeing a bunkbed with a remarkably low ceiling while apartment hunting, he remarked "Wow, I'd have to hit sidebusters if we lived here."

"I was tired of standing up, so I decided to hit sidebusters for a while."

by A-Trane Hough February 11, 2005