socksoiler

The practice of wanking into a sock and so not having all that man fat over yourself or the bed. Just discard sock roll over and fart. Leaving wife/mother to wonder just what you've stood in to cause such crispy socks.

That BNM is a socksoiler when he can't get a sheep. As practiced frequently on thegoldenrivet!

by The real BXC January 15, 2008

crocodile \ cockodile

crocodile essentially means man whore, or male slut; usually used for straight men Examples of crocodile behavior are: having dated or hit on every girl in your class, walking around shirtless, wearing shorts in the winter, lying, being homophobic\transphobic or a generally dick weed.

Ex: "he's is such a crocodile for that"
crocodile \ cockodile : man whore

by Eryn kelly April 9, 2022

socobile

Socobile is the inevitable match of Social Media Marketing and Mobile Marketing that is here to stay. It was created to minimize repeating Social Media and Mobile marketing over and over again. It was created with the likes of Brangelina and Bennifer in mind.

In this day and age, when you think of reaching millions with your marketing, Socobile is the only way to go. You cannot successfully have one without the other.

by CattB September 10, 2016

Sockophile

Someone who loves or collects socks; plain and ordinary; think or thick; colourful or wacky. Perhaps they have a special type like Argyle or a specific fabric such as wool, cotton, lycra. They may also have more than one sock draw, overflowing with socks. Some people even like to wear odd socks; whilst others can't 'stand' socks with holes.

SOCK-O-PHILIA

'Sockophilia I.e the love for socks.' Hence, whoever loves or is over interested in wearing or collecting socks is a Sockophile.

Why dont bears wear socks?
Because they have bear feet.

Why was the sock ripped?
he went to the gym regularly.

by Baron Boris October 20, 2022