Sontimeter

A word a Doctor uses instead of centimeter...just because he is a Doctor.

"I will make the incision 2 sontimeters above his bellybutton."

by Artripole.. August 10, 2015

Dry Sobbing

When you're really sad and/or heartbroken to the point where you would start crying, but you don't shed any tears.

Ella started dry sobbing into her friend's shoulder.

Karina hugged her friend Joanna as she dry sobbed into her arms.

by ThatFluffyUnicorn March 8, 2016

Still softish

Someone with a really small dick,and isn’t hard yet😔

Still Softish

by Valeriallozanof July 6, 2020

sootie

Sootie is a Persian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #GW due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was cute. It's not a problem, though, cause modern day sootie is someone who is a "fake blatant hacker" looking toward the future.
S<3M

Damn, that guy is so leet, he's a sootie!

by theclutchbus May 20, 2008

tossin' softies

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

by tossin softies April 30, 2011

The Masters Softie

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.

My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.

by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017

Thumb in a softie

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

by toilet joe October 15, 2009