The act of sniffing a patron behind the ear without their knowledge or consent. Often acted out as a team where one person, the "Surfer" will perform the act while the other attempts to take photos at the precise moment the victim realizes someone is inappropriately crossing their personal boundary. The act of snurfing is best performed at large social gatherings or bars, where serial snurfing may occur ad nauseum without the group as a whole becoming aware of the act. Photos become great tools for jesting and cyber bullying in modern social networks.
"lets go snurfing," "Check out these great Snurf pics," or "I just punched that creepy guy over there when he snurfed me unexpectedly"
by Picklepc April 8, 2012
A pejorative verb used to describe particularly heinous actions performed by a fellow lad.
Alternatively used as a noun or expletive with reference to the fundamental attributes of carrying out a certain task in a given context. Usage as a noun is subject to the rules of conjugation as present in the standard English language, resulting in the noun form of the word: Snurfer.
Formally, the title of a since discontinued, educational, but otherwise disturbing cassette tape recording that was mysteriously distributed to senile French teachers across the province by Ontario's Ministry of Education.
Alternatively used as a noun or expletive with reference to the fundamental attributes of carrying out a certain task in a given context. Usage as a noun is subject to the rules of conjugation as present in the standard English language, resulting in the noun form of the word: Snurfer.
Formally, the title of a since discontinued, educational, but otherwise disturbing cassette tape recording that was mysteriously distributed to senile French teachers across the province by Ontario's Ministry of Education.
USAGE AS A VERB:
Madame Karma: Patrick, Bruno, I know what you have been saying all year. You are disgusting!
Bruno: Sorry madame, no more snurfing around I promise!
USAGE AS A NOUN:
Madame Karma: Bruno, what have you done!?
Bruno: I threw the juice box into the fan madame! I'm a real Snurfer!
Madame Karma: Patrick, Bruno, I know what you have been saying all year. You are disgusting!
Bruno: Sorry madame, no more snurfing around I promise!
USAGE AS A NOUN:
Madame Karma: Bruno, what have you done!?
Bruno: I threw the juice box into the fan madame! I'm a real Snurfer!
by CharlieDontSnurf January 18, 2017
a pill that can be bought on the internet through random hrbal dealers. Is said to be made out of "herbal supplements", but is actually a large quantity of pure DXM. Great for recreational use.
by Travis Cardono February 21, 2006
by ArcticSkeleton February 1, 2017
"Dude I was drinking my millk and Timmy told this hilarious joke and it came out of my nose"
"Brah you totally snurfed"
"Brah you totally snurfed"
by KnockingDevil May 13, 2016
A snurf is a person who farts in the bathtub or similar water-filled area, such as a pool, and bites the bubbles as they rise. Normally, it is implied as an insult.
Your such a snurf, Jeff..
by TheJew72 October 9, 2004
Surfing for information about a specific person in a snooping manner on the internet. Often from google to wikipedia to facebook, or any combination of other sites.
by Shamus McCrary May 17, 2011