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A person who talks on the phone while surfing the internet. You know, the person that isn't paying attention to you to you on the phone because you can hear their keyboard clacking away in the background, and they just go "uh huh" "uh huh".
"Dude, you're such a snurf! You're not even listening to me! I can totally hear you typing in the background!
snurf by Rurik Vred December 15, 2007
Related Words
snurf • snurfing • snurfle • Snurf Bite • snurf-snurf • snurface • Snurfed • Snurfer • snurffing, [quumf] • Snurffle
snurf
interjection
1. A word used when frustrated
~can be substituted with 'fuck', 'shit', or 'crap'
2. A word used for lack of a better word
1. A word used when frustrated
~can be substituted with 'fuck', 'shit', or 'crap'
2. A word used for lack of a better word
snurf
the aroma in the air following precipitation (rain). Actually caused by
"actinomycetes", which are a type of bacteria that grows in soil when conditions are damp and warm. The bacteria is released when it rains causing the earthy scent.
"actinomycetes", which are a type of bacteria that grows in soil when conditions are damp and warm. The bacteria is released when it rains causing the earthy scent.
I love going outside after it has just rained for the snurf.
Snurf in the countryside is very different to snurf in the city.
Snurf in the countryside is very different to snurf in the city.
snurf
verb - to complain, whine, cry or bitch about anything/something/anybody
noun - a complainer, a whiner, a bitch
noun - a complainer, a whiner, a bitch
Setting: Your two young children are screaming incessantly and constantly crying. So you exclaim: "Jimmy, Ani stop snurfing!" VERB
Setting: Your 6foot3 wife is non-stop bitching at you about nothing of any significance. So you say to her: "Geez Lisa, stop being a f-ing snurf..." NOUN
Setting: Your 6foot3 wife is non-stop bitching at you about nothing of any significance. So you say to her: "Geez Lisa, stop being a f-ing snurf..." NOUN