(n) Secret Nazi torture device disguised as a comfortable, one size fits all blanket for the poor and elderly;synonymous with shame and levity.
Helpless, dazed, and severely confused snuggie user: "Aahh, make it stop! The poor, back - open design and obvious lack of fashion sense has left me alone in this IHOP parking lot with a bare buttocks and a strange, perpetual loss of my sense of direction!
a freakin backwards robe! dont wear it, u'll look like a tool. especially dont wear them in public either, people will stare and they will laugh and u will feel like an idiot. but it does allow u to do incredibly simple tasks while still looking like an idiot. but to all u nerds they look great for ur jedi battles. so if u wanna feel retarded go buy one...they even give u a free flash light. yay?
Possibly the best blanket ever known to man kind, i mean seriously, You can just like sit on the couch and die or something. but at least you will die warm!
Dude 1: Are you sure that guy is dead? he's warm Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah