Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey

The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.

Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.

Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr

by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021

Chinese snub

Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap. This is not when the Chinese fail to roll out a red carpet for the U.S. President, as some media outlets suggest.

Trevor Noah said he heard the trick is to stop pulling when you find yourself in a Chinese snub.

by anthawi September 6, 2016

Snubbed

Being rubbed off or just ignored

Niall Horan was snubbed from the brits 😭😭

by Noel Smicker March 31, 2021

snubbed

(v) To be blown off, short or ignored by a someone. Often someone new.

"I was taking to my buddy that I havn't seen in like years, and she totally snubbed me"

by James_Toronto October 8, 2005

Yah! Boo! Snubs!

A catchphrase used once you’ve one-upped your enemies.

"Look!" shrilled Oliver. "Look at Bulgy! He's a mean Scarlet Deceiver!"
Bulgy had turned to leave. They could now see his other side. It had on it RAILWAY BUS.
"Stop!" yelled Staff and engines; but too late.
"Yah! Boo! Snubs!" jeered Bulgy.
He roared away. The unsuspecting passengers waved happily.

by phatinvite September 26, 2021

Snubway

To reject an invitation to have a Subway meal with friends or colleagues or to not include someone in an order for food at Subway.

Did Jon want a sub for lunch ?
No he snubwayed us.

Did you get my sub ?
Sorry I forgot to ask you.
I can't believe I was snubwayed.

by Richard Perks January 20, 2009

Snubstitute

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.

1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."

by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011