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snowbunny

Accurately describes a female snowboarder or possibly a female skier. Any other definition is absurd and misleading.
snowbunny.com is a great site to find snowboards, gear, and cloths for girls.

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Joel has been hittin the slopes extra latley cause he's got his eye on that snowbunny Kendra.
by VTsnowbunny March 19, 2008
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snowbunny

A sexy girl who snowboards or skiis. Also are usually very bad at snowboarding/skiing
I was on the lift and had to holla at a snowbunny who kept falling over on the easy slope.
by brooks55 February 26, 2009
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snowbunny crisis

A crisis that Dr. Umar has warned us about. He wrote a book for beta coons to save themselves from this crisis, and it will be published soon.
“I ain’t dating no dirty black ho I only date white women

“you need to read dr. umar’s new book for beta coons such as yourself. free yourself from the white woman.”

“We just lost another brother to the snowbunny crisis”
by il3vemygl0ck May 6, 2021
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Showberryness

The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.

Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.

The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.

Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.

Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.
I got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.
by yonabout June 6, 2011
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Snozberry

A delicious flavour berry only grown in the willy wonka factory, dead dead yummy.
Hey, you want one of my wonka beans? You can have a snozberry one?
hell yeah!
by King Loz September 1, 2003
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snowbunny hoe

A girl that jumps from guy to guy and has a lot of cum on her face all the time
She’s such a snowbunny hoeshe has cum on her face all the time.
by eagles1602 May 10, 2018
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snowbunny season

Right before and right after major sports drafts when white girls are looking to find rich black athletes.
Friend: “Dude, Sarah is totally into you. Go for it man.”
Athlete: “Nah bro it’s Snowbunny season she’s probably faking.”
by Theleg3nd27 May 19, 2022
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