Sniss

Verb. The act of peeing as a result of sneezing. Most common during pregnancy. The word is an amalgamation of "sneeze" and "piss."

Damn it all! I snissed myself again!

by SirBaronAaron October 5, 2016

Sniss

an action of when you accidently piss yourself during a sneeze

Person 1: *sneezes* I just snissed myself!

Person 2: gesundheit! What's "snissed"

Person 1: "snissed" is the past tense version of "sniss" which I just pissed myself during that sneeze bro

by Headass3000 May 6, 2018

Sniss

When you sneeze and piss at the same time; a portmanteau of sneeze and piss.

Jesus, I just snissed myself.

by JMReader November 13, 2021

Sniss

Instead of laughing, a "sniss" is a slightly stronger than normal exhale through your nose followed by a grin after seeing or hearing something slightly funny

My friends memes make me sniss, they're so dumb.

by Danny gp December 18, 2021

Sniss

an act of sneezijg and accidentally pissing yourself :broken_heart:

" he snissed on accident and wet his pants "

by heavydutym4keoutsesh August 17, 2025

Flaming Sniss

An involuntary sneeze erupting just as one is to commence pissing thus producing a painful expansion of the urethra followed by a two-three days of dick hurt.

I had such a Flaming Sniss sniss that my dick burned for two days.

by Mennix August 4, 2011

Occam's Scissor

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.

"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

by Hunter Michael Michaels January 14, 2020