Sneezy

When a man ejaculates inside one nostril and it comes out the other.

Man I just gave her a sneezy, for reedy!

by Jumpa January 01, 2015

Sneezy Snazzer

A Sneezy Snazzer is someone who steals and mooches from other people while they're high forcefully and underhandedly.
This includes taking weed, money and food from the other people they smoked with.

*Person 1 steals french fries from person 2 while they're at McDonalds high*

Person 2: Fuck off, don't be such a Sneezy Snazzer!

by JayyH February 07, 2011

sneezy webster

You know when you are fucking a cow in the nostril and you block it's other nostril with your hand so it can't breath and has to open it's mouth and licks your balls with its tongue, that's a sneezy webster

Having sex with a cows nose is the crux of a sneezy webster

by Papa Burgundy November 08, 2007

sneezy gonzo

After a guy ejactulates, you twist his balls up around and over top of his cock and then you tie them off with a rubberband until they turn blue. Hence Gonzo with a runny nose.

I gave Stewie a Sneezy Gonzo for his birthday because he gave me a jelly donut for mine.

by TouchTheSquid September 07, 2006

sneezy snatch

Sneezy Snatch: noun;
1: a vagina that is in the process of queefing
2: a violent breezy vagina
3: a puff of air that is excreted from a snatch

It sounded like she farted but it was really just her sneezy snatch that made that sound.

by Flickityflickflack December 29, 2008

Sneezy Poo

When you sneeze, and it feels like you have to take a shit during (or after) you sneeze.

You: ACHOO!
Friend: Ha ha, sneezy poo?

You: Oh gosh... I really DID have to poop.

by Til' Death Do Us Part December 15, 2009

sneezy pineapple

A moist queef

Hannah had a long night of taking loads, so she has an especially sneezy pineapple this morning

by PineappleCult September 30, 2022