Sneezing In The Cabbage

Perfoeming oral on a female

Wanna go sneezing in the cabbage

by Puddin October 7, 2004

sneckling

A form of heckling where the person plays it off by confusing it with a cough or a sneeze. Usually done at a concert when a heckler is trying to be subtle, but it can easily be used in everyday conversation as well.

All the dirty, burnout hippies loved the band's version of "Free Bird" but I was sneckling them.

by motleywoo October 16, 2008

sneezing fuentes

When a girl sneezes on your dick and you use the snot as lubrication to screw her in the ass.

Girl: What're you doing?
Boy: Sneeze on my dick, I'm gonna screw your ass. You know, a sneezing fuentes.
Girl: It's snot lubrication!
Boy: Yes it is!

by chez3makr May 4, 2010

sneezing viper

When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.

"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."

by CrazyBacon88 January 13, 2017

Evan Snelling

A guy that is famous for having a floppy chode and not being able to touch the bottom of a tuna can

That Evan Snelling is so gross.

by its.ellieeee November 10, 2017

Sneeling

When one gets thrice rejected, then agrees to eat the girl out, only to be reciprocated the next morning by an underwhelming, three-second, over the pants hand job of utter pity.

"Why was Seth late for practice?"

"Dude, he was sneeling again!"

"Oh, that galling fetus..."

by Squash chief7 November 9, 2014

Sneezing Unicorn

A gentle, two-phase queef.

Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.

by fewbs April 15, 2009