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sneaky castro 

To receive oral sex from a woman without kissing her beforehand.
Last night I got a sneaky castro from this girl, she was such a whore.
sneaky castro by CaptainCreamsicle September 12, 2011

extra sneaky castro

Where a man dresses like Castro then procedes to have sex with a woman in various ways while smoking a cuban and singing the cuban national song. This must take place on cubas birthday which is the 28th of June.
I was giving an extra sneaky castro in cuba's birthday

Sneaky Castro 

While having sex in the doggy style position, slip a dildo in without skipping a beat. Sneak around carefully and give her your clue goo.
I sneaky castrod the squid.
Sneaky Castro by The Miz July 26, 2008

Sneaky Castro 

A very erotic act where the male fills up a room with water (yes, an entire room filled to about the ceiling with water) and rides in on a canoe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman.
"So last Saturday, after a long night out, I gave my girlfriend a Sneaky Castro. Man, was that wet and messy."
Sneaky Castro by azigee April 16, 2006

extra extra extra sneaky castro 

An extra extra extra sneaky Castro is where you tell you girlfriend you will be performing a “sneaky Castro” but instead you shove 3 Cuban short range smoking missiles into her oriface.
“Last night I had a Extra Extra Extra sneaky Castro with my man”.

Sneaky Castro

Your mom sneaked up on me and tugged my weasel, in the old Cuban sneaky Castro.
Sneaky Castro by Itsthatovoxo January 8, 2026