sneaker

a type of shoe, normally light weight and having a rubber sole, designed for casual athletic activity.
I wear sneakers that are not tennis shoes, so fuck you.
by ohio sucks October 12, 2004
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Sneakering

The act of neglecting everything important in your life in order to obtain over hyped footwear. Sneakering usually results in countless hours and money wasted in hopes of getting a pair before they're all sold out and you have to hit up the club in your LA Gear light up shoes or Keds.
Martha knew her marriage was over when she caught Brad camping out in front of a Foot Locker sneakering with a sneaker hoe.
by it'shammatimeyo February 10, 2012
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sneaker

Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.
Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.

My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.
by yes juanito yes November 28, 2014
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Sneaker

During sex, preferably in Doggy Style, you pull out far enough from the pussy and pop it straight in the ass. Best when done early on in sex for optimum slip and slideness. When you stick it in the ass you then apologize and say it's an accident.
Dude, I was fuckin my bitch last night and i pulled the sneaker. She was pissed but then i said it was an accident.
by Matthew Robert Parker December 29, 2008
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Sneaker

A design or picture on a credit card self selected by the card holder to personalize it before purchase.
Hey thats a cool sneaker you've got there

Thanks, i was so pumped when i found out i could have Batman on my credit card.
by Spiewaker April 08, 2010
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Sneaker

A completely random sound that emerges from someone's mouth. They are uncontrollable and can occasionally happen at a very inconvenient time.
Jimmy popped off a sneaker right in the middle of class and everybody looked at him in an awkward fashion.
by West Side Wanker March 26, 2009
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Disloyal Spouce

1.

(a)To Cheat (b) to Sneak Behind your spouces back

2.
Whore = Hoe

Slut + Hoe = Shoe

Shoe = Sneaker.

Credit to Juan Gonzalez For this Word
Devin: Yo what happend Between you and Anna

Jay: Fuck that Bitch Dawg, She's A God Damn Sneaker
by Jabr0ni August 31, 2005
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