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Snatchophonist

Someone who plays the snatch vagina, clunge, spam purse delightfully, either via hand or mouth.

Grading the level of a snatchophonist can give more clarity when explaining the state of play to friends over dinner later.
Jamie is a grade 8 Snatchophonist on the strings. He always ends it on a high note.
by bulletproofandlime May 21, 2011
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Snatchoholic

Someone who is addicted to Pussy to the point of causing interference in any major life function, e.g. health, family, job, spiritual, friends...
My friend used to have high standards in women, but these days he tags anything with a hole and tits. He´s such a snatchoholic....
by PhatFarmer January 15, 2010
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Snatchass

(noun) When a guy or girl has been pounded in the ass so many times that his/her asshole looks like a really loose vagina. side effects include but are not limited to spontaneous and uncontrollable shitting and namecalling.
I've been fucked so many times in the ass that i suffer from Snatchass.
by leven it up11 February 8, 2012
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snatchola

Snatchola is the act of flashing ones snatch in a way to say hello.. Snatchola (snatch/hola) Snatch (sexual slang), a term for the vagina/ Hola is an interjection in Spanish language, equivalent to English hello.. aka The Spanish face mask is where one (female) surpises a mate by whippin her vagina out and putting it in the mates face..
Snatchola is the act of flashing ones snatch in a way to say hello.. such as Grace entered the room wearing no pants when her guest asked the reason of her exposed pussy her reply was "its just my Snacthola" it just wanted to say hi hearing this her guest where happly surpised and began to have ABC party..(Anything But Clothes)
by thebtree May 22, 2010
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snatchassty

1. the state of a vagina which has been recently tainted by a less fortunate bowel movement.
2. the condition of the crotch of a female that feels more than simply "not so fresh"
3. a case of monkey butt in females that surpasses the definition of baboon ass.
4. Anything that can be described to be as disgusting as a foul snatch.
5. A woman whose vaginal health or cleanliness is questionable.
That hooker looks pretty snatchassty!, Ugh, I have had the runs all day. I feel pretty snatchassty.
by imaluma December 3, 2010
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Snatchist

One who discriminates against certain distinguishable morphological or physiological traits of a snatch (i.e. size, shape, color, smell)
"Hi I'm Scott W**da and I don't like your albino snatch" I'm a snatchist
by RizzlBizzl December 6, 2012
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snatchsquatch

A girl that let's her pubic hair grow with wild abandon.
I was eating out this snatchsquatch the other night and got enough hair to make a wig stuck in between my teeth.
by Die Saturn January 17, 2006
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