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snatchquatch

Snatch·quatch n. A mythical inhabitant of urban environments. Large and obnoxious, it assumes everyone is its best friend. It quickly pisses off those around it by never shutting up, constantly making waves and shitalking enourmous amounts of gossip.
I find Iris to be a complete snatchquatch. I never get a word in edgewise when talking with her and she wouldn't stop hanging all over every single person at the party we went this weekend.
by Derek Jeter October 17, 2004
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SnatchPatch

Is a skank that will snatch your man.
There's that snatchpatch hanging all over Jackie's man.
by C&H2018 March 4, 2019
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satchmatchelface

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.
that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.
by wilc0041 August 10, 2008
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Snatchquatch

1. A woman who has a hairy vagina.
2. A bitch who is hairy in general.
3. A bitch who has so much hair betwixt her legs, that she looks like a Sasquatch
Dude, that chick was a total "Snatchquatch", I got down between her legs and couldn't even see her pussy because there was so much hair!
by Neorift September 25, 2010
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Snatchlatching

I totally want to get with that guy and Julia is totally snatchlatching me!
by Shagthefab May 24, 2013
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snatchvatch

on a long night when there is some mucking of the barn without some brushing of the teeth.
hey dude throw in some gum, you have some serious snatchvatch.
by ...........//..../././....//,, October 31, 2011
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snatchathalon

1.) The act of getting as much poonani as possible in a single weekend.
2.) Also pounding as much vag as one can humanly stand.
3.) Beating the pink taco until the meat goes raw.
4.) To line women up and thrust one full stroke of the penis into each vag as fast as possible. Usually done in competition with others.
I pounded 32 redheads in the snatchathalon.
by shaguilar April 12, 2008
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