Snarkology 101

1. Introduction to the study of the phenomenon of Snark and it's impact on modern society.

2. The study of all things snarky

1. "Sorry Father Flannigan, I couldn't make it to mass on Sunday because I had to finish up my paper on Snarkology 101."

2. Poor Bess awoke one morning only to realize that her mind had become obsessed with the unrelenting need to comprehend the prickly underbelly of a life gone snarky.

by Leocadia de la Snarkopolia November 6, 2007

snarfologist

One who studies the patterns of random snarfers.

(snarfer is a man who goes around sniffing the seats of womens bicycles)

According to local snarfologist, snarfing happens primarily in the afternoon in the park. It is believed that many women bicyclists ride in the park then needing the loo, leave their bikes unattended. Snarfers have been photographed there and seem to be drawn to black seats the glisten with vaginal perspiration.

by antie nae September 27, 2011

Snarfloggle

To kiss some one deeply

tom: Can u beleive it? Jen snarfloggled molly behind the gym yesterday!

by LoveChan August 1, 2010

snarkmooglie

something that tess knows and refuses to tell me cuz shes a whore.

tess is a whore, and a snarkmooglie

by m-dogg January 3, 2005

Snarkagogy

1. The profession or function of offering snide remarks; sarcasm.
2. The art or science of snarking; esp., instruction in methods.

When Greg offered prizes for backchannel comments, it was pure snarkagogy.

by hobrarian August 17, 2010

snarfologist

Seat sniffing: A banal, but deeply seated appeal.

Person #1: Is that guy sniffing those seats?
Person #2: Yep. What a loser snarfologist.

by nolongerhuman November 16, 2011

snarkalopticus

One who has a very snarky attitude.

Allison is being a big snarkalopticus

by Ffman January 1, 2014