by myfatherwillhereabouthis March 17, 2021
Jacob's teacher snaped him about his chemistry experiment, telling him there was no way Jacob had created a perfect experiment since his father had been horrible at chemistry, but then again he was just as arrogant as his father so why should Jacob think any differently.
by marauder February 07, 2005
snaped, snapeing - a verb used to describe the act of harassing a person either physically or mentally.
by KaDonk & Jew Girl March 28, 2008
SNAPE KlLLS DUMBLEDORE!
by bastion booger July 29, 2005
by Sweeney todd October 12, 2005
The unpleasant, greasy-headed potions professor from the Harry Potter series. He is a major douche to Harry, mainly because he was madly in love with Harry's mother, but due to his own screw-up, she wound up hating him, loving his enemy, having a child with his enemy, then dying.
Basically, Snape is cranky because of his lack of a sex life, and Harry is a living reminder of the fact that his enemy had a sex life and he did not.
Basically, Snape is cranky because of his lack of a sex life, and Harry is a living reminder of the fact that his enemy had a sex life and he did not.
Snape-"Detention, Potter! And a hundred fifty thousand points from Gryffindor!"
Harry-"You know what? You're jealous of my dead father, you so rarely see the sun that your skin gives off its own glow, and you clearly haven't showered in a decade, because I could literally wring a gallon of oil out of your hair. I honestly can't think of anything more pathetic."
Harry-"You know what? You're jealous of my dead father, you so rarely see the sun that your skin gives off its own glow, and you clearly haven't showered in a decade, because I could literally wring a gallon of oil out of your hair. I honestly can't think of anything more pathetic."
by 123squanto February 16, 2011
by danklewankle May 27, 2007