salpremacy

the religion & faith of sal from impractical jokers founders are lyndsey yanich and ismery bonilla

hey, are you a follower of salpremacy?

by Ismery April 10, 2021

Double snap

When someone snapchats you a second picture even when you left them on delivered or open in hopes of you responding.

Omg Jack double snapped me even after I left him on open, he must really want me to snap back!

by Imboredlmao January 8, 2020

Scalper

The scum of the Earth who are too incapable to get an actual job

This scalper dickhead just made this prices of Nintendo Switch’s triple

by MikeMillion July 16, 2020

Scalper

An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.

Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.

by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017

snailpilled

To become snailpilled or to be snailpilled, you believe in "snail man". A creature seen by very few at night, commonly mistaken by others for a delusion, a hallucination, schizophrenia, etc. Snail man is an ephemeral that is both infinitely fast and infinitely slow.
He is tall and commonly seen as green, but many other colors have been sworn by. Speaking only right of snailman is detrimental to being snailpilled, as you will never sleep right again if you don't. The fear of him standing outside your house, a warehouse, a department store, he hides in plain sight, and you don't want to be on his bad side.

The folk who believe in snail man are then considered snailpilled, to have taken the "snailpill".

Snail man is real! I'm so snailpilled.
Yeah... she's snailpilled.
Since you left me.. I've been snailpilled..
Thank you Gezebelle for introducing me to the snailpill, now I'm snaillpilled for life.

by fartsmella9000 April 22, 2021

Ovary Snap

A move causing much pain to the victim. After holding the index and middle fingers together, one uses both hands to JAB a person with ovaries, thus snapping them via the fallopian tubes.

Very painful. Do not attempt without a doctor present.

"BOOM! OVARY SNAP!"

"That girl was such a bitch, I used the ovary snap on her."

"Bitch, shut up before I ovary snap you."

"She cried after being ovary snapped.

by Chiquita Fanono December 23, 2009

Snap City

The destination for weight trainers who have improperly performed a lift. You can secure a ticket for this town by ignoring common sense while lifting heavy weights.

"You best warm up before attempting to lift that much. You're looking at snap city right there!"

by RonnieColeman February 22, 2013