snarkface

Someone who is continuously snarky.

She is such a snarkface.

by egh8878 February 11, 2014

Snailfred

A swaggy snail that was experimented on by A.J the mad scientist l, the snail is hey cause she's a swaggy snail. You can call your swaggy gay friends snailfred cause it is so very swaggy. Snailfreds are always swagger than their friends, for example Chrissynado

Person 1: "Chrissynado is so swaggy"
Person 2: "stop lieing we all know that Snailfreds are better"

by Andi.M April 8, 2021

Snailbate

when you masterbate but run out of lube or lotion then sneezing into the palms of your hand(s) using mucus as the substitute.

She was so dry to the point, where, I had to snailbate just so I’d finish” -your father

by Daddyion April 7, 2020

snackface

Someone that stuffs his face like a little bitch.

Daryl: You're such a snackface kevin!

by Gayboi234 March 17, 2022

snailpaper

(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours

"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."

-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009

by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009

snapface

When someone tries out all the snapchat filters on public.

Person 1: Yo fam what should iI do on snapchat?
Person 2: Dude you should snapface

by texlbaff May 21, 2016

snailmate

A snailmate is reached when two parties continue negotiations but without any visible signs of progress whatsoever.

Washington Democrats and Republicans have again reached a snailmate in congressional budget negotiations.

by Lefty Juggler October 6, 2012