Smartphone

A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) which is basically a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and for work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"

Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack:Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!

by Controlfreak October 25, 2014

Smartphone Cruising

When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.

They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.

They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.

Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.

(They won't).

George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!

by Inside Guide to London March 31, 2010

smartphone pinky

when your pinky gets permanently deformed and painful from supporting the weight of your heavy ass smartphone

John D.: damn bro, your pinky's all crooked!

Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....

John D.: sounds like a personal problem!

by NoLooseNuts October 23, 2013

smuthole

1. A very promiscuous female. A female who everyone you know has had sex with. 2. A shitty place to hang out at. 3. A hole you put your smut in.

1. I can't believe Antonyo fell in love with that smuthole. She banged Dre and Juan last week.

2. Yo, son we chilling at NOB tonight, its a smuthole. But the Laps is cheap.

3. I inserted my penis into her smuthole.

by dreluis July 21, 2008

Shitphones

Earphones that come with a phone.

Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.

by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015

Smartphone

The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."

As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.

Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"

Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"

OR

Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"

Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."

Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*

by Fender137 November 13, 2011

Smartphone

Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own a cell phone often look down at it and just scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a smartphone zombie.

Person with smartphone: Why don't you have a phone?
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That's why.

by Definition4975 March 6, 2019