smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

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smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

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A voraciously sexy look that combines 'sultry' and 'smoldering'. Use at your own risk. First pioneered by Eileen. Is a step above 'Come hither' but below 'I want in your pants'. Yields desired results every time IF used correctly.

Eileen screwed up her face in intense concentration and aimed a smultry look at Pat across a row of pizzas, conveying her secret longing. Pat then immediately sauntered over and planted the most sensuous kiss on Eileen's expectant and eager lips. :

by LisaLisaBoBisa January 22, 2008

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Smarlyn

A unique name. Smarlyn is one of the best people you'll ever meet. She is kind, sweet, supports you in anything you do and is always there to help no matter what. She will never give up on you even if you tell her to, she will not prevail until she has won. A pure, kind-hearted soul and very passionate about helping others. Her smile is more than likely contagious and she never let's you down. Despite whatever they might be going through they always keep themselves together and continue to smile. She has by far one of the best personalities out there. The definition of a kind and loving person. If you have the extreme lucky chance to meet one. You better keep her in your fucking life, and the people that hate her, I hope they stub their toe at night. Overall Smarlyn is one of the best people you'll ever meet

Smarlyn is an amazing person

by Totally random person February 21, 2021

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smurf

In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.

Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.

by tastelikecrab February 7, 2009

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