A college only considered a religious school by Methodists.
SMU, we want your rich kids
by fatelvis04 June 17, 2004
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a very cool, extreme, or sexy person
"hey smus!, hows it goin?!"
by austin. a November 11, 2007
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Where rich kids come to have a good time and waste their parents' money for up to six years. Located in the wealthy area around University Park and Highland Park, students quickly learn the first day that the cops here are not just racist but they think everyone is a criminal. If you go jogging in the neighborhoods surrounding campus wearing a hooded sweatshirt, expect to be held at gunpoint by an overzealous fat, redneck version of Walker Texas Ranger.

You can always find a party here. You can always get date raped at your leisure too, just drop by the FIJI, Pike or SAE houses. A vagina is not a pre-requisite, all the guys are nice enough not to discriminate in their roofie-sniping.

We are all cocky here. It doesn't matter if you are a millionaire at age 18, you still suck. You drive a BMW do you? Well I own five.

Oh great, we are most likely going to have the most substandard president in history's presidential library here. Real estate values will drop, SAT median scores of freshmen will drop and professors will actually join the Republican party. The only thing that could be worse for this campus than W's library would be having a FIJI president of the university...oh wait, nevermind.
Male 1: "I went to a party at the FIJI house, blacked out after one beer and now I am HIV+"
Male 2: "Dude, you just got smuOWNED!"

Ever wonder where your $40,000 a year goes? Look at the brand new football uniforms for our wonderful team - then look at Boaz Hall. Yeah, our money is going to all of the right places.
by Rhymesayers alive in 05 September 15, 2005
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1) stands for Souther Millionares University
2) place where graduates from highland park highschool go to study buissiness so they can take over their dad's companies and never worry about exposure to the real world
at first I was offended that the smu student called me a fag, then I realized he isnt in control of his life and is a puppet of his dad so I kept walking, knowing that his inability to cope with the world and his dependance on materials possesions would ultimatly cause his suicide or shitty life
by d September 14, 2004
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private school in Dallas filled with snobby, rich kids who alue their life on their material possessions and obsess over attire and transportation....
That girl is so SMU, she drives a BMW, is carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, and only got in because her dad paid for that building.
by Jacob December 02, 2003
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The opposite of tap that. To display ones affection for the opposite or same sex( smuing is capable by those of all orientations) through the use of poetry , flowers, chocolate and just in general style. Those who are capable of smuing are often characterized as those who are incredibly talented, intelifgent , witty and extremley handsome. Smuers tend to stay away from perversive manuvering such as "ass smacking", in order to maintain a sense of integrity and class. Smuers also believe that everyone is in attractive in some way or form and that no one is truly ugly and every person is capable of being attractive if they try.
Famous Smuer's throughout history

Leo Dicaprio
George Clooney
Justin Feldman
Joe Herman
Dhruv Alexander
Biggie Smalls
Mick Jagger
Barry White
Hugh Jackman
Neil Patrick Harris

Bob : He dude, you see Ehan over there smuing that asian chick.
Jake : Yea dude he is using art and poetry portrayed with his flexing muscles. He calls its asian reflexes.
by dhruviskalpen July 29, 2010
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