Short for suck me up. ;)
* Sexual.
1: Babe, I want you to smu.
2: No, not til you do it for me first. :D
by IZK February 01, 2009
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A college only considered a religious school by Methodists.
SMU, we want your rich kids
by fatelvis04 June 17, 2004
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A great private school located in the heart of Dallas, Texas. Though it has a reputation of being for rich snobs (what private school doesn't?), the student body is actually extremely bright and down to earth. Many of the students are on generous scholarships and really love contributing to the university. I am one of those student and I DO NOT own one designer purse and DO NOT drive a BMW....and no one cares. SMU is ranked in the top 50 schools in the nation and has a top 10 business school. As students, we benefit from generous alumni who both give back to the school and are always looking to hire another alum. Take a look at the families some kids come from...success is demanded and these kids' parents would never send them to a crappy school plus they are always willing to be great connections in the workforce. The classes are small and everyone is afforded individual attention. One can major in just about anything and double (even triple) majors are very encouraged. Want to study abroad? go greek? enjoy boulevarding (our form of tailgating)? build a sustainable living community? meet driven, amazing people? come out with great teacher relationships? live in the heart of one of the most rapidly growing cities in the US? have it all? Then give SMU a chance and know that the negative stereotypes you've heard are stupid and could not be more incorrect. SMU is a fantastic place to spend 4 years and opens a world of opportunities to both its undergrad and grad students
hey that kid goes to smu. I heard he's already got a job on wall street next year
by TIH June 23, 2011
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Where rich kids come to have a good time and waste their parents' money for up to six years. Located in the wealthy area around University Park and Highland Park, students quickly learn the first day that the cops here are not just racist but they think everyone is a criminal. If you go jogging in the neighborhoods surrounding campus wearing a hooded sweatshirt, expect to be held at gunpoint by an overzealous fat, redneck version of Walker Texas Ranger.

You can always find a party here. You can always get date raped at your leisure too, just drop by the FIJI, Pike or SAE houses. A vagina is not a pre-requisite, all the guys are nice enough not to discriminate in their roofie-sniping.

We are all cocky here. It doesn't matter if you are a millionaire at age 18, you still suck. You drive a BMW do you? Well I own five.

Oh great, we are most likely going to have the most substandard president in history's presidential library here. Real estate values will drop, SAT median scores of freshmen will drop and professors will actually join the Republican party. The only thing that could be worse for this campus than W's library would be having a FIJI president of the university...oh wait, nevermind.
Male 1: "I went to a party at the FIJI house, blacked out after one beer and now I am HIV+"
Male 2: "Dude, you just got smuOWNED!"

Ever wonder where your $40,000 a year goes? Look at the brand new football uniforms for our wonderful team - then look at Boaz Hall. Yeah, our money is going to all of the right places.
by Rhymesayers alive in 05 September 15, 2005
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private school in Dallas filled with snobby, rich kids who alue their life on their material possessions and obsess over attire and transportation....
That girl is so SMU, she drives a BMW, is carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, and only got in because her dad paid for that building.
by Jacob December 02, 2003
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The opposite of tap that. To display ones affection for the opposite or same sex( smuing is capable by those of all orientations) through the use of poetry , flowers, chocolate and just in general style. Those who are capable of smuing are often characterized as those who are incredibly talented, intelifgent , witty and extremley handsome. Smuers tend to stay away from perversive manuvering such as "ass smacking", in order to maintain a sense of integrity and class. Smuers also believe that everyone is in attractive in some way or form and that no one is truly ugly and every person is capable of being attractive if they try.
Famous Smuer's throughout history

Leo Dicaprio
George Clooney
Justin Feldman
Joe Herman
Dhruv Alexander
Biggie Smalls
Mick Jagger
Barry White
Hugh Jackman
Neil Patrick Harris

Bob : He dude, you see Ehan over there smuing that asian chick.
Jake : Yea dude he is using art and poetry portrayed with his flexing muscles. He calls its asian reflexes.
by dhruviskalpen July 29, 2010
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