smorning

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

by Iced March 17, 2004

Dick sounding

Inserting a long cylinder shaped shaft or finger in the tip of the penis for pleasure

Look up some dick sounding babe

by Lilweezer January 26, 2017

Urethra Sounding

The act of shoving/stuffing an object down a males urethra (the hole at the tip of the penis); normally for sexual pleasure.

Bob: "Have you tried sounding?"

Joe: "Oh yeah I've heard urethra sounding is the new thing to get off."

by mcdaddy420papi June 28, 2018

sounding salty

When the tone of your voice inadvertently comes across in a harsh and/or offensive manner.

Jeremy said to ABY "Maybe you can get something done around the house for once"

ABY says "sounding salty mi otro"

by lunchboxninethousand March 27, 2015

Profile Sourcing

The term used by social media gurus when they use fake profiles to boost their follower/like numbers.

A: "Look at these numbers! Our asses are gonna get kicked. Can't you use that fake profile trick- you know the one where you pretend to be a 27 year old hot girl in your bikini?"
B: "It's called Profile Sourcing!"
A: "Of course it is dear :-/ "

by laracroft10 June 12, 2010

Urethral Sounding

The act of inserting a variety of objects into the urethra for pleasure. Including but limited to dildos, screwdrivers, screws, toothbrushes and specially designed sounding tools.

I don’t smoke anymore but many times I go urethral sounding with a lit cigar. I’ll sit there and tan while my cock smokes.

by Papa Konstopuolos July 8, 2019

r/sounding

a subreddit containing the strangest sounds on the internet. www.reddit.com/r/sounding

person 1: have you been to r/sounding

person 2: yes, its its very noisy and very loud

by cockandballs330 June 7, 2021