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smoothness

The most amazing person ever who has very smooth skin in the genital area. This person can do a lot of things, like scream, bite pillows and other objects around, including yourself.
1.My smoothness represents kindness, laughter and goosebumps.
2.I am still sore because my smoothness has a big interest in me.
by boo hoo hoo July 24, 2008
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Smoothdick

Engaging in the act of sex with a female without the use of a condom. Usually aimed more towards hook ups and one night stands.
John: Hey Roscoe that blonde chick from the party wants me to go home with her.
Roscoe: You better not smoothdick that hoe because Aaron and Greg both smashed her last week she might have the clap.
by Donnysinatra November 26, 2017
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Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness
bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend
by fucking dio August 3, 2023
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