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Nut Soothed

Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.

Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.
"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."
by El Conejo Feliz March 13, 2010
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smooshed

I was in a crowd of ppl and was smooshed...
by DomzaE July 14, 2005
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smoother

A smoother is A.K.A. an iron
I was tryin' to get some stank on my hang down and da bitch hit me wit the smoother. You know fer smoothin' da clothes. As seen on the TV show Cops.
by Seth Tallman September 11, 2006
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The Smootheddie81 theorem

A theorem that states by adding odd numbers together in a numerical sequential order starting from 1 and continuing to the next odd number, the sum of the numbers will equal a perfect square. Example 1+3+5= 9. 9 is 3^2
The professor just gave us a test on the smootheddie81 theorem yesterday, luckily i studied all night and got a C+.
by The1stAB July 15, 2022
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smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are
Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.
by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005
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smootherine

A man who is superiorly suave, or more"smooth" than most men. Aka a man with swagger.
This man is a smootherine.
by IsaacBambooa March 17, 2017
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Get your cooch smooched

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.
by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010
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