smoke my pole

Originally from the movie "The 40 Year-old Virgin", it means to smoke ones dick, like a cigarette.

"Haziz, smoke my pole."

by Me132 January 11, 2006

chode smoking dick pole

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Smoke Pole

A black powder rifle of some sort, especially a muzzleloader. Common slang among hunters. So called because a muzzleloader spews out a cloud of smoke along with its projectile, unlike modern guns. Another popular term for a muzzleloader is Boomstick.

"Grab your smoke pole and powder flask, we're headin' for Penn. to catch their black powder season."

by Da-Gun-nut Garfield December 16, 2008

smoking pole

engaging in fellatio

That bitch loves smoking pole

by lovetosmokepole November 18, 2007

smoke pole

to engage in falletaio

hey ya wanna smoke my pole?

by Anonymous January 17, 2003

smokes pole

enjoys smoking pole or oral sex

if you here someones name yelled out quickly yell out smokes pole.or that girl i picked up last night she smokes pole

by actual chris February 26, 2008

Smoking Pole

Getting oral sex from an someone after they have eaten spicy or pepper laden foods.

Can also be applied to getting a hand job after the applicaiton of deep heat or deep heat like liquids.

"We went to hot pot last night and afterwards my girl went down on me. It was great until I got a smoking pole because she didn't rinse the pepper tang out of her mouth!"

by Vanoc March 22, 2010