Girl takes a hit of a blunt and sucks your dick before exhaling. Can only be done once, however, because otherwise you would be tasting your own cock.(Cuz you be finishin that dutchy yourself)
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Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!
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The point in someone's life when they are debating on suicide and start thinking about shooting themselves.
I haven't seen or heard from Jeremy in a while let's reach out and make sure he's not Smoking the gun.
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My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.
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“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.
“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).
“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).
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