smoked

Getting Shot.

I heard Sean Got smoked Last night

by Trizzy Tre April 23, 2015

smoked

wasted; extremely drunk or intoxicated

After taking down a fifth of bourbon while watching college football, Thompson was smoked and decided to switch to beer.

by MoonlightBen December 07, 2005

smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

by Brooks July 16, 2004

smoked

to have smoked an extreme amount of weed

"yo that dude came outta his homies house lookin all smoked"

by manda March 22, 2005

smoked

To be extremly unatractive

"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"

by A2Ln October 08, 2009

smoked

Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.

Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.

by Your Favourite Worst Nightmare December 29, 2007

smoked

To hit or throw something really fast.

Dude ! that ball was smoked

by hamghetti... September 25, 2006