wasted; extremely drunk or intoxicated
After taking down a fifth of bourbon while watching college football, Thompson was smoked and decided to switch to beer.
by MoonlightBen December 7, 2005
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When a female gives a man oral sex.
She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.
by Brooks July 16, 2004
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to have smoked an extreme amount of weed
"yo that dude came outta his homies house lookin all smoked"
by manda March 22, 2005
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Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.
Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.
by Your Favourite Worst Nightmare December 29, 2007
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To be extremly unatractive
"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"
by A2Ln October 8, 2009
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To hit or throw something really fast.
Dude ! that ball was smoked
by hamghetti... September 25, 2006
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