smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

Smoke Monkey

Another word for a black person if you cant say the n-word when addressing them

Look at those Smoke Monkeys saggin there pants and drinking 40s

by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024