smooth and soft = smoft
–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound
2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh
–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting
-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass
–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound
2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh
–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting
-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass
Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt
Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay
*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*
Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you
Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay
*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*
Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you
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by SugarSpider September 5, 2005
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Get the smoft mug.stands for 'shake my mutha fuckin god damn head' or maybe ' shakING my mutha fuckin god damn head'. used when people think what is going on is so ignorant there is nothing to do but just shake their head. used when they really think this is the dumbest thing known to mankind!
Girl: ( monday ) what is love really? dont need no man for me!
-wow-
Girl: ( tuesday ) fuck love! im done trying!
- of course -
Girl: ( wednesday ) when i met you things all changed!
-smh-
Girl: ( thurday ) crushing so HARD !
-smfh-
Girl: ( friday ) I lovee you baby ! and everybody says boys are no good! well he juss proved them ALL wrong!
-smmfh-
Girl: ( weekend ) been with him! i love you
-SMMFGDH-
Girl: ( monday ) FUCK HIM ! EVERYBODY I GIVE MY HEART TOO BREAKS IT !
-wow-
Girl: ( tuesday ) fuck love! im done trying!
- of course -
Girl: ( wednesday ) when i met you things all changed!
-smh-
Girl: ( thurday ) crushing so HARD !
-smfh-
Girl: ( friday ) I lovee you baby ! and everybody says boys are no good! well he juss proved them ALL wrong!
-smmfh-
Girl: ( weekend ) been with him! i love you
-SMMFGDH-
Girl: ( monday ) FUCK HIM ! EVERYBODY I GIVE MY HEART TOO BREAKS IT !
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