smithson valley high school (texas)

a boring ass school full of fags

fag 1: what school ya go to blood
fag 2: smithson valley high school in texas full of boring ass busters who ride cowboy dick all day
fag 1: word? I heard everyone is on substances, that's why everybody is so boring
fag 2: I know that lame Jesus hates smithson valley high school (texas)

by drakesmom February 23, 2014

Jamie Smithson

Popular with all the ladies.

"He's alright, but he's no Jamie Smithson"

by UrbyD July 22, 2014

henry smithson

absolute pedo that loves smeg
very sus

henry smithson goes to the primary school

by biscuitonion123 June 9, 2021

A Smithson

Having intercourse with females once or somethings twice and never calling them again

guy 1 - 'Dude, smashed that girl last night!'
guy 2 - 'awesome man was she fit?'
guy 1 - 'yea, super fit!'
guy 2 - 'you going to called her again?'

guy 1 - 'no.'

guy 2 - 'dude you totally did a Smithson on that bitch!'

by [e-mail] October 23, 2012

Gerry Smithson

Student who attends Cresskill Highschool, he squats on dildos, and often sucks them

Hey guys, i stole my aunts dildo last week and stuck it in my mouth

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Gerry Smithson

a person without a penis

Look! There goes a Gerry Smithson..

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Smithstoneian

a word used to describe someone with a big ass rollie

Young Thug: Yo Uzi, your rollie's huge, what are you?
Lil Uzi Vert: I'm a Smithstoneian

by fairyfaggot February 9, 2021