The Smitch

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.

You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!

by Chris337 December 16, 2008

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

Smitch

Social Media Bitch. Not responding timely or appropriately to social media posts.

OMG she is such a smitch. Wouldnt respond to my facebook post but liked my boyfriend's status.

My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.

by Stuffed Pepper February 21, 2013

Smitch

Combination of small and bitch.

That girl is so mean! What a smitch!

by Jdup93 January 28, 2011

Smitch

n : a tiny or scarcely detectable amount syn: smidge, shred, scintilla, whit, iota, tittle, smidgen, smidgeon, smidgin

"Would you like cheese on that?"
"Yes please, but just a smitch."

by Bownsaw April 24, 2003

Smitch

(n) A small amount or portion, just a little bit.

Nudge it over a smitch so it lines up.

Add a pinch of salt and a smitch of sugar.

by GrandmaSue98010 August 14, 2014

Smitch

A small amount of ejaculate (human, male sperm), that is lost on one's person. As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.

As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.

by binkydyr May 7, 2009