Serection

Secret erection.

Bro, when Mrs. Donahue looked a me in math class yesterday, I got a serection.

by Genericfakename July 15, 2021

Slurection

A sloth's erection. Or a mystical anomaly of nature whose beauty mystifies the animal kingdom.

Hey, check out that aardvark!
That's nothing compared to a slurection.

by Twiggi March 9, 2005

Sherection

When a womans twists her vagina out and wraps it with duct tape till it looks like a penis.

A Sherection is alot of work.

by DCo January 11, 2004

Semirection

When the phallus is in that often uncomfortable state of half-formed erection. Usually softens if the possesser requires it to be hard, and vice versa if he is in an uncomfortable situation for an erection.

Wearing tight jeans, Bob sucks in his stomach in the hopes that his semirection retreats into placcid-hood.

by whereareyougoingwithmycookie? February 11, 2013

Smilrection

When you watch a really good edit of a great fictional character and you can’t help but smile

I had a smilrection just there when I saw that edit you sent me of Steve Harrington

by Supercoolhuman47 June 7, 2022

Skyrection

When one has an erection for the popular game, Skyrim.

One who struts a Skyrection is likely to fail in every aspect in life, other than in the game Skyrim.

Symptoms of having a Skyrection include game play of Skyrim of 6+ hours daily, sexual arousal towards dragons and Skyrim creatures, obesity, death, loss of education, and/or loss of career.

Person A: Hey, have you seen Jim lately?

Person B: Haven't you heard? He quit his job to support his Skyrection. It's so big it's like he swallowed a whole bottle of Skyagra.

Person A: Damn dude. We better start planning his funeral.

by yksvohcec July 8, 2012

sprection

A sudden burst of excitement that creates a surprise erection. Hence the word Sprection.

Wow this is exactly what I wanted for my birthday ex. a new game, I just got a Sprection.

by Itssja3 August 12, 2016