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Steltering

In the style of CNN anchor Brian Stelter, to pathetically avoid accountability and onus to do one's job with integrity, in which one falsely assumes a moral high ground.
When approached for a comment on the CNN expose, Brian responded with "Y'know I'm sorry for you...I'm sorry for you..." dismissing journalists in Steltering manner.
by Uncle Gazpacho April 16, 2021
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smoldering

used to describe someone who is strikingly attractive because of fiery, bold, and strong characteristics.
In the movie Casino Royale, smoldering Daniel Craig, who plays James Bond, walks down the beach in a pair of tight swim trunks.
by JustinAB July 28, 2007
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Sweltering

I'm absolutely sweltering in this heat.
by Stanmore August 21, 2008
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Smoldering intensity

When Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson raises his right eyebrow in concern, curiosity or just to flex.

Sometime done by Dwayne in the event of something serious or catastrophical about to happen.
"Dwayne posed with his smoldering intensity towards his fans"
by GSA84 February 4, 2022
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sheltering the homeless

Making sure less fortunate people who started with less opportunity get the food and shelter they need in order to survive.
Sheltering the homeless is good, its moral as well as a help to society.
by Michael/halfamitten/mpd November 10, 2005
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seltering

random poses that mimic fitness model Jen Selter and her fabulous booty.
Her Instagram is full of pics of her seltering in the craziest places.
by justjen February 5, 2015
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Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.
Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
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