Smedley

Smedley is a condition whereby the lips become extremely dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture, or more commonly by picking at or irritating the lips.

-Eww!!! You need to cover up that smedley on your upper lip!!!

-My lips are looking a little smedley, i really need to try a different brand of chapstick.

by The Toad Mother January 09, 2011

Mr. Smedley

Rum and Coke, with a splash of pineapple juice.

Let's head to the bar and order a round of Mr. Smedleys

by coolhandclint December 16, 2014

Sonny Smedley

This absolute tank is sadly blind. The cute black puppy dog is alive and healthy.

Wowee ‘Sonny Smedley’ is so cute.

by George Flord November 09, 2022

Smedley's Revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of gamers diarrhea contracted by playing any game John Smedley had any influence. The name humorously refers to John Smedley who is notoriously known for destroying any game he touches

I started Playing New World and immediately my guts started hurting; Smedley's Revenge strikes again.

by Dmmit dude January 02, 2022

Smedley

1. a term that can be exchanged for any adjective, verb or noun. The function is very similar to thingamyjig, noggin etc. except with the addition of being even more versatile
2. an adjective used to describe something that is below standard

3. an exclamation (when used in it's full name context)

examples:

Etymology: Originally a word unique to Old Landscovian. Derived from the history of Smedley Darlington Butler, whose story unfortunately nobody knows because they were to busy laughing at his hilarious name.

"pass me the smedley!"

"the carrots need to be smedlied first before you chop them"

"not that smedley knife! I need the sharp one"

"Smedley Darlington Butler!"

by spannermoof March 01, 2021