smedley

An over-accessorized bicyclist whose gear typically includes spandex shorts, biking gloves, nylon racing shirt, and a helmet-mirror.

Look at that smedley by the water-cooler: he's just biked into work but he's dressed for the Tour-de-France

by Blooper3999 October 18, 2008

Smedley

1. a term that can be exchanged for any adjective, verb or noun. The function is very similar to thingamyjig, noggin etc. except with the addition of being even more versatile
2. an adjective used to describe something that is below standard

3. an exclamation (when used in it's full name context)

examples:

Etymology: Originally a word unique to Old Landscovian. Derived from the history of Smedley Darlington Butler, whose story unfortunately nobody knows because they were to busy laughing at his hilarious name.

"pass me the smedley!"

"the carrots need to be smedlied first before you chop them"

"not that smedley knife! I need the sharp one"

"Smedley Darlington Butler!"

by spannermoof March 1, 2021

Smedley's Revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of gamers diarrhea contracted by playing any game John Smedley had any influence. The name humorously refers to John Smedley who is notoriously known for destroying any game he touches

I started Playing New World and immediately my guts started hurting; Smedley's Revenge strikes again.

by Dmmit dude January 2, 2022

Mr. Smedley

Rum and Coke, with a splash of pineapple juice.

Let's head to the bar and order a round of Mr. Smedleys

by coolhandclint December 16, 2014

Sonny Smedley

This absolute tank is sadly blind. The cute black puppy dog is alive and healthy.

Wowee ‘Sonny Smedley’ is so cute.

by George Flord November 9, 2022

Snedley

1. A hard piece of snot, just inside the nostril but visible to anyone within conversation range. Usually hangs from and surrounds a nose hair the way wax surrounds a candle wick.

2. A semi-hard piece of snot that flies out of you nostril into a handkerchief or the palm of your hand when you sneeze.

When he sneezed, a snedley shot out his nose and landed in my french fries.

by B. H. McNultey November 21, 2009

smadley

to smoke and enjoy herbal delights

a convenient code word to use around non-smokers

Also: a legend among few, who should be legendary the world over

Note that when used as a verb, it is generally shortened to "smad"

It's Friday night. Time to go smad with Smadley.

by Smollie October 21, 2009