Smudging

The risk of transferring vaginal love juice to a phone screen when texting and masturbating simultaneously

She was at risk of smudging when sexting her boyfriend.....

by Comedy_Genius May 12, 2020

sledging

Practice of insulting opposition, used mainly by Australian cricketers.

Steve Waugh was sledging when he made references to Ganugly's mother.

by Raka November 27, 2003

beaver smudging

When a girl with a substantial vaginal bush masturbates with hightened furiosity.

Although she accused her boyfriend of wanking too much, she herself was addicted to beaver smudging.

by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

Smudging

The act of using a frozen poo as a dildo.

I went smudging on saturday night.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

Smegging

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.

As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!

by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015

Smudging

The act of rubbing a partner’s butthole with a fingertip or thumb but not entering

While she was riding me my hands reached around her ass and I used my index finger to start smudging her asshole

by dzo August 28, 2021

smudging

The act of striking multiple matches, after a particular evil bowel movement; in the hope of banish the evil.

I spend the whole day smudging the apartment after that All You A Eat, White Chili dinner.

by BigSteveBrown January 4, 2013