Smeat

to 'smoke' then 'eat'
when someone smokes marijuana and eats not just a small snack but a meal
the past tense is Smate
and the places you eat at... they are called Smeateries

I have completed the smeat.
I Smate hard yesterday.
Whats a good Smeatery that we can go to?

by The Grove of Titans December 21, 2008

smeat

A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.

ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.

by Xiophillio April 12, 2009

smeat

SMALL MEAT(penis)

Yo that dude over there got a smeat!

by youlikathedickely April 8, 2009

smeat

Appreviation for someone with a very small male genetailia also known for ones Penis. Pronounced "Smheat"

Wow Colby Mannino has a Smeat!

by Macmarkinz October 4, 2007

smeats

hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.

those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!

by mother earth December 28, 2007

smeating

Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.

Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”

Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.

by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019

smeat

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

by I AM McGehee, Dammit! August 2, 2007