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smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.
Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020
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smarbury

someone who has fancied the same girl for the last 4 years without making ANY progress what so ever.
Smarbury: hey kate, wanna go out with me?
Kate: get the hell out of my cupboard you stalker!
Smarbury: I'm gonna top myself now...
by chris harcombe March 29, 2008
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Smaran

Smaran is a sanskrit name given to Hindu/Indian males. It is a sanskrit word meaning- To remember, to recall, to bring to mind.
They are the most smartest, sexiest specimens of the human males. They are typical in many ways as a man i.e. not being able to express their emotions usually but are unique in a lot of ways too.
They have complete control over their emotions and can go through some pretty hard shit with a straight face. They are natural winners. They love shows like Brooklyn nine-nine and Friends, Sherlock, etc. Basically they are the impersonation of the word "Awesome" sent by higher forces to lead the human race forward into the future. Motto: Yabba dabba dooo!!
Hooman1: Hey guys, did you see how that guy just broke all the records in absolutely every competition he took part in and made it look so easy.
Hooman2: Yeah, what the heck.. he is a typical Smaran.
by DefinitelynotSmaran June 11, 2019
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Sarjant

Often a name given for someone who has a big penis.
That man standing over there appears to be quite a sarjant.
by booomslang April 2, 2009
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smarl

A smarl is a dog's smile that looks like a snarl. Dalmatians are famous for smarling, but other dogs, such as Jack Russell Terriers, sometimes do it too. The smarling dog lifts his or her top lip up and shows the fangs, but the teeth are closed. The eyes look kind and the ears are generally down in a submissive position. A lot of smarling dogs bob or twist their heads about so it is difficult to photograph.
by Sallyo December 30, 2011
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sarjeantology

a branch of technology using Microsoft Access for processing terrabytes of data run in overnight batches kicked off by Microsoft Access' Timer function
In today's e-commerce it is imperative that technologists use sarjeantology to slice and dice terrabytes of data and produce customer reports.
by Koffee June 23, 2006
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smarika

A kind pretty girl who lives in MBH Pod B4. A brave woman who always has a smile on her face. She is like a butterfly; pretty to see, hard to catch.
You are smarika!
by crazylittlekidbutcute May 25, 2016
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