smallmungous

1. One who is of normal proportions.
2. Having both the characteristics of humongous and small.

He was a man of smallmungous proportions.

by Kevin Peterson 'KP' October 21, 2005

small man's fever

a condition restricted to the little fellows of the world that harness "big guy" attitudes. Developed through years of being small with countless accounts of being laughed at.

GySgt Haney thought that after doing a tour on the drill field, his bad case of small man's fever would go way.

by kool keith March 23, 2004

Smallmoan

N. The incredibly rare occurrence of a small person of Samoan descent.

I don't think that guy is Samoan; maybe he is Filipino.

No man, he's just a Smallmoan

by walkingdude August 4, 2009

small man syndrome

Overly vocal declarations of one's physical prowess and penchant for threatened violence. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in small-statured people who feel they need to make up for their physical inadequacy somehow.

OMG, what I wouldnt give to have 10 minutes with this son of a bitch in a dark alley. I wouldnt kill him, no sir, that's the easy way out. I WOULD MOTHERFUCKIN' BREAK HIM! I would relish all the creative ways I can think of to break every bone in his body. Id leave him just brain damaged enough for him to realize the plight he is in. The absolute hatred I harbor for this man permeates every fiber of my soul and body.

by Robin R June 26, 2005

Small Man Syndrome

The way that unintelligent women perceive assertiveness in males of small stature. When the same women see the exact same behavior in a larger man, they consider it confidence.

Manager (short man): Ma'am, I have asked you not to talk on your cell phone in the theatre. Now, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and if you do not comply, you will be escorted by security.

Ally: That manager who threw me out of the movie for talking on my cell phone totally has small man syndrome, he's like such a loser and is just jealous cuz I will never sleep with him.

Jeff: I think he knows you have herpes and he is married.

Ally: Shut up Jeff! He totally has the small man syndrome! He puffs up his chest and all that. He like totally thinks he's that pirate, Neapolitan.

Jeff: You mean Napoleon, and he was not a pirate...

by Majestic Lizard 08 April 28, 2009

smallmen

A person of exceptionally small size and/or stature.

Look at the size of that smallmen over there. He can't be any taller than 4 feet.

by Moseltov May 18, 2008

Smallant

A very epic YouTuber who will beat anyone in super Mario odessy

Smallant is the best YouTuber

by Dontsearchweirdthingsonhere March 17, 2023