smaller person

The person who is less mature than the opposing person. The person who makes the less mature decision. The moral low-ground.

Doug and Chad were in an argument regarding the superiority of Seinfeld over Friends.

Chad: "Hey, I am sorry we argued, would you like some of my orange which I brought for lunch?"
Doug: "No way, I am choosing to be smaller person and remain offended.

by ronhsub June 9, 2018

Smaller Than Three

The worded version of the popular emoticon, <3, which is in turn the emoticon symbol for Heart or Love

I smaller than three you, and I want to kcuf you spelt backwards

by smallerthanthree March 15, 2011

bigger the hands smaller the dick

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.

john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.

by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019

getting smaller and smaller

Said of a person who is becoming less and less intellectually coherent ( not because of mental health but due to the oral garbage they spew) and therefore losing their intellectual relevance and appeal to the masses.

Gavin Newsom is getting smaller and smaller according to Greg Gutfeld

by Sexydimma March 11, 2021

smaller dipper

The drunk version of Little Dipper.

Like, you see the Big Dipper over there? Yea it’s just to the left of the smaller dipper.

by studstallion May 1, 2020

smaller than small

to be smaller than small

he is smaller than small

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

smaller.bean

A gay ass cracker that drinks Dr Pepper that happens to be named paris

Yo is that smaller.bean that gay ass bitch that likes dr pepper. Yes it is

by Gaybadass November 24, 2021