Smart Ass

Someone Who This They Know EVERYTHING

There are a lot of smart ass in this class

by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014

Smart-ass

What Joe Biden thinks you are if you ask him to lower the U.S. citizens' tax burden.

While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats.

Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”

Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.

by markwonder August 30, 2010

Smart Ass Red-Head

A red haired guy whos egotistical, loves to argue and read books, but is the biggest dork ever :)

Chris Livingston is a smart ass red-head

by theshortoneisawesome June 1, 2010

smart ass white boy

Any White male who thinks because he is a White male it makes him the super qualified, go-to authority on all subjects even if it is a subject he knows nothing about.

Rush Limbaugh says if Black teens would only stop listening to that damn rap and pull up their pants they would almost be as good as him. What a smart ass White boy!

by zebop May 31, 2014

smart ass

an ass that has a higher than average intelligence.

one that exports money.

by Smart All Over October 4, 2003

Smart Ass Mother Fucker

Very similar to Bad Ass Mother Fucker only instead of being a Bad Ass your a Smart Ass (and not a bad kind of smart ass).

guy 1 "John can do particle nuclear physics in his head while high!"

guy 2 " Yeah John is one Smart Ass Mother Fucker"

by Jesus37295 December 31, 2009

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005