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slut muffin

Despite many erroneous claims citing the origin of this term, is it widely accepted in scholarly circles as having its naissance in Agoura Hills, CA in the late nineties. Bestowed upon a female friend by her male friend of the homosexual persuasion, "slut muffin" is simply a more affectionate way of casting aspersions on the character of the lady in question.
"I saw the way you were acting with that fellow up on the Lido deck last night Katherine, you slut muffin!"
by Geoffrey Bara May 27, 2008
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slut muffin

A whore who everyone knows, but is only liked for their sexual qualities. For this reason they will cycle between multiple partners, craving the uncontrollable urge for sex.
Vanessa, the asian with a nice booty, is better known as the slut muffin.
by Mc Lovin' October 24, 2007
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slut muffin

1. Someone who is funny and interesting and you would like to sleep with but cant because their you exboyfriends best friend.
2. some one you think is incrediblly appealing
3. someone who you would/want to bang.
1. Dammmmnnnnn, that matt, is a real good slut muffin. too bad hes my exes friend.
2. danng matt sure is sexy, what a slut muffin.
3. i want to bang that slut muffin matt until he cant stop eating my sex cake.
by katie. :) March 28, 2008
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slut muffin

a woman who is a slut but prefers to be "eaten out"
That slut muffin called me over to eat her taco.
by xcrazyangellx June 16, 2008
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slut muffin

a big huge ginormous slut muffin.
by sam hixson March 10, 2008
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slut-muffin

whore, skank, slut, floosey(personal favorite)
Jill is such a slut-muffin, that she blew the entire basketball team.
by ladeezmann5 March 11, 2006
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Slut Muffin

A slut muffin is a phrase created by Bobbie Lee Silver to describe people who act/look like sluts, yet aren't completely disrespected due to a cuteness or innocence. Most accusations tend to be targeted towards younger girls who dress in revealing outfits and/or flirt with older guys. This is also used as slang to indicate that the girl is acting in sluttish way, but can be used as sarcasm to show an outfit is cute yet skimpy. It could also be used to describe boys who have many girls clinging to him, but is mostly refered to as a slut monkey (the male equivilent to slut muffin).
"Tanya is such a little slut muffin! She's only 13 and David is 18! How dare she grind on him!"

"Aw, look at the little slut muffin in her mini skirt"
by Sakine June 24, 2009
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