Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Sloppy slurper

The intense process of performing fellatio.

Barry demonstrated that he is quite the sloppy slurper when giving that deep throat.

by Dictionarypages May 17, 2015

semen slurper

a person who enjoys a nice warm cup of semen soup. they slurp it all down

wow dat hoe a semen slurper fo sho.

by john tyler October 26, 2006

Chord Slurper

1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.

2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")

Ex.

Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.

by ozzythefish June 3, 2009

Blacktop Slurper

A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.

"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"

by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

Slop-Slurper

Someone who follows you around the block and gets with all the girls/guys you've been with, one after another. Maybe this person thinks that he/she is gonna one up you by fucking her/him a little harder than you did. Maybe this person just doesn't have taste in sexual partners and they have to look to you as the decision maker. Maybe in some sick, strange way, he/she just wants to BE you. Maybe it's just a coincidence.

"Man, I had this mothafuckin' slop-slurper tryna be all up on my shit for months man. Three bitches. Three bitches. Motherfucker heard I broke up with Lashay and I could see the fuckin' look in his eyes already. Man, mothafuckin' slop-slurper all up on my shit crampin' my style. Slurpin' that sloppy seconds like a mothafucka."

by marrowbones December 4, 2009

fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.

Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.

by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022